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Tarkington, Booth, 1869-1946

"The Gentleman from Indiana"


"You're so astounded at my modesty?"
"But please tell me what you mean," she said quickly. "What happened to
it?"
"Isn't the 'Herald' rather a dull subject? I'll tell you how well Judge
Briscoe looked when he came to see me; or, rather, tell me of your summer
in the north."
"No," she answered earnestly. "Don't you remember my telling you that I am
interested in newspaper work?"
"I have even heard so from others," he said, with an instant of dryness.
"Please tell me about the 'Herald'?"
"It is very simple. Your friend, Mr. Fisbee, found a substitute, a
relative six feet high with his coat off, a traction engine for energy and
a limited mail for speed. He writes me letters on a type writer suffering
from an impediment in its speech; and in brief, he is an enterprising
idiot with a mania for work-baskets."
Her face was in the shadow.
"You say the--idiot--is enterprising?" she inquired.
"Far more enterprising and far less idiot than I. They are looking for oil
down there, and when he came he knew less about oil than a kindergarten
babe, and spoke of 'boring for kerosene' in his first letter to me; but he
knows it all now, and writes long and convincing geological arguments. If
a well comes in, he is prepared to get out an extra! Perhaps you may
understand what that means in Plattville, with the 'Herald's' numerous
forces.


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