_Q._ And what did you do about Science?
_A._ Left it for discussion until the meeting of the Congress to be
held next year!
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[Illustration: TWO HEADS BETTER THAN ONE.
_An Optical Illusion in a Lady's Orchestra._]
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ROBERT'S AMERICAN FRIENDS.
[Illustration]
My Amerrycane Frend has cum back again to the "Grand Hotel." He has
bin with us nearly a month, and says he finds it, as before, the werry
best Hotel anywheres for a jowial Bacheldore. I thinks as he's about
the coolest card as I ever seed, tho as good natured as a reel Lady,
and I don't think as that's at all a bad karacter. When he heard as
the Germun EMPRER was a cummin to Gildhall, he acshally arsked me
to interdooce him to the Lord MARE, as he wanted a few tickets for
hisself and frends! And when I told him as that coudn't be manidged,
he arsked where he coud buy a few, as he supposed as money coud buy
anythink, and praps he wasn't so werry rong arter all. He had two
or three Amerrycan frends to dinner the other day, and didn't they
jest tork away.
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