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"Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 99, November 15, 1890"

Within three days at the outside_, Mr. SOFTSHELL _is
assured, that money will be in his hands without fail. Meanwhile the
"couple o' guineas" leave his hands, and_ Mr. MUGSNAP _leaves_ him,
_hopeful, and admiring_.
_I.P. (strolling homeward_). Very pleasant person, Mr. MUGSNAP. Quite
a pleasure to deal with him. Sharks, indeed! How worthy people get
misrepresented! By the way, though, there's one question I forgot to
ask him. I'll just step back. Don't suppose he has gone yet.
[_Returns to No. 14, Fitz-Guelph Mansions. Knocks, and is answered by
smart and austere-looking Domestic._
_I.P_. Oh, just tell Mr. MUGSNAP I should like just _one_ word more
with him. Won't detain him a moment.
_Austere Domestic_. Mr. MUGSNAP! And who's Mr. MUGSNAP, pray? Don't
know any sech persing.
_I.P_. Oh yes, he lives here. Met him, by appointment, only an hour
ago. Hasn't he returned?
_A.D. (emphatically_). I tell you there ain't no Mr. MUGSNAP lives
here at all.
_I.P_. Oh _dear_, yes! Stout gentleman--military appearance--white
waistcoat!
_A.S. (scornfully_).


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