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Lucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall), 1868-1938

"A Wanderer in Holland"


The book, which is very well worth reading, belongs to the literature
of humanity and protest. Its author had to suffer much acrimonious
attack, and was probably called a Little Hollander, but the fragment
from an unpublished play which he placed as a motto to his book shows
him to have lacked no satirical power to meet the enemy:--
_Officer_.--My Lord, this is the man who murdered Betsy.
_Judge_.--He must hang for it. How did he do it?
_Officer_.--He cut up her body in little pieces, and salted them.
_Judge_.--He is a great criminal. He must hang for it.
_Lothario_.--My Lord, I did not murder Betsy: I fed and clothed and
cherished her. I can call witnesses who will prove me to be a good man,
and no murderer.
_Judge_.--You must hang. You blacken your crime by your
self-sufficiency. It ill becomes one who ... is accused of anything
to set up for a good man.
_Lothario_,--But, my Lord, ... there are witnesses to prove it;
and as I am now accused of murder....
_Judge_.--You must hang for it. You cut up Betsy--you salted the
pieces--and you are satisfied with your conduct--three capital
counts--who are you, my good woman?
_Woman_.--I am Betsy.
_Lothario_.--Thank God! You see, my Lord, that I did not murder her.


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