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Shaw, George Bernard, 1856-1950

"The Shewing-up of Blanco Posnet"

Did you walk twenty-five miles in three hours? That so,
Feemy, eh?
FEEMY. Thats so. At four I saw him. [To Blanco] Thats done for
you.
THE SHERIFF. You say you saw him on my horse?
FEEMY. I did.
BLANCO. And I ate it, I suppose, before Strapper fetched up with
me. [Suddenly and dramatically] Sheriff: I accuse Feemy of
immoral relations with Strapper.
FEEMY. Oh you liar!
BLANCO. I accuse the fair Euphemia of immoral relations with
every man in this town, including yourself, Sheriff. I say this
is a conspiracy to kill me between Feemy and Strapper because I
wouldn't touch Feemy with a pair of tongs. I say you darent hang
any white man on the word of a woman of bad character. I stand
on the honor and virtue of my American manhood. I say that she's
not had the oath, and that you darent for the honor of the town
give her the oath because her lips would blaspheme the holy Bible
if they touched it. I say thats the law; and if you are a proper
United States Sheriff and not a low-down lyncher, youll hold up
the law and not let it be dragged in the mud by your brother's
kept woman.
[Great excitement among the women. The men much puzzled.]
JESSIE. Thats right. She didn't ought to be let kiss the Book.
EMMA. How could the like of her tell the truth?
BABSY. It would be an insult to every respectable woman here to
believe her.
FEEMY. It's easy to be respectable with nobody ever offering you
a chance to be anything else.


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