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"Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 101, July 18, 1891"

, &c.
_Miss F.B._ --strangled by sheer alarm.
For there in front--
[_Here she points dramatically at a stout matron, who fans
herself consciously._
--was the slender form, and the sweet girl-face of our
new "School Harm"!
Say, boys! hev' ye heard an AEolian harp which a Zephyr's tremulous
finger twangs?
Wa'al, it kinder thrills ye the way I felt when I first beheld
LOBELIA BANGS!
_Soc. Chat._ Oh, you really _ought_ to go--so touching! DICK and I
both regularly howled all through the last Act ... Not in the _least_,
thanks. Well, if there _is_ a seat ... You're sure there _are_ any
ices? Then, strawberry, please--no, _nothing_ to drink!... _Will_ you
allow me?... Told she could dress hair perfectly, but I soon found she
was ... a Swedenborgian, my dear, or something horrid ... Haven't you?
_I've_ had it three times, and ... so many people have asked me for
cards that really I ... had the drains thoroughly looked to, and now
they're ... delicious, but rather overpowering in a _room_, I think!
&c.


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