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"Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 101, July 18, 1891"

But she found it rather difficult to be quite civil to
them--especially the White Queen, who had once been rather a favourite
with her, but at whom she now never lost an opportunity of girding.
"Always speak the truth," said the Red Queen (cocking her nose at the
White)--"think before you speak--and _write it down afterwards_. It's
safest, if you're dealing with _some_ persons."
"That's just what I complain of," said the White Queen, loftily. "You
couldn't tell the truth--about that Table--if you tried with both
hands."
"I don't tell the truth with my _hands_," the Red Queen objected,
icily.
"Nobody said you did," said the White Queen. "Nobody said you told
it _anyhow_. I said you couldn't if you tried. And you _don't_ try
either. So _there_!"
"She's in that state of mind," said the Red Queen, "that she wants to
deny _something_--only she doesn't know what to deny!"
"A nasty vicious temper," the White Queen remarked; and then there was
an uncomfortable silence for a month or two.
The White Queen broke the silence by saying to the Red Queen, "I
invite you to ALICE's Party--which _used_ to be neutral ground--to
explain, if you _can_, that nondescript nonsense of yours about
National Councils as a substitute for Home Rule.


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